Them Cancer Men, they are the worst of the lot. They make your knees go weak and your palms to sweat and you drop the bag of groceries you’ve been trying to hide behind. Instead of minding their own business, they will come and help you out. Then,they will flash a brilliant smile and waltz out of your life just like that.
Them Cancer Men, you can’t get them out of your head. They will go to the edge of the universe, just to gift you a handful of stardust. They will haunt your heart with their deep voice. They will trip you up on fairy lights just so that they can catch you before you fall. They will make you ask them out for a dance. They have the most perfect idea of a date ever. They will move mountains just to be with you.
Them Cancer men, you just have to spend one lunch with them and you can get to know their whole life. Their eyes open and wide, with childlike innocence will tug at the strings of your heart. The whole neighborhood will know their names, from the oldest librarian to the little boy around the corner playing truant. They could be a musician, a champion or even an artist but they are and always will be men who are attached to their families.
Them Cancer Men, you can’t not hate them. They respect the woman that you are. They have manners that they practice with a cutting edge discipline. They are neat, tidy and love messing around in the kitchen. They will love your children and forget everything else in their company. They can have brilliant conversations and impress your second cousin’s aunt at a wedding. They will show you off to their friends and shower you with gifts that break their bank. Then they will sacrifice a part of their luxuries so that they won’t have to borrow from anyone.
Them Cancer Men, they are man enough to cry. Yes, they get emotional. They are proud of it. They bewitch everyone around them with that raw honesty. They will make you finish their plate of food. They will tease you, pull your hair and then before you know it, it’s the most romantic gaze you’ve ever seen. They hold on to the smallest thing you leave behind, a pencil they borrowed will find its way back in your pouch on time. They expect the same with their property too!
Them Cancer Men, they will annoy you with their protectiveness. They will handle you with a reverence given to objects stamped FRAGILE. They will be around to watch over you, every step of the way. They will waste hours staring at your pretty eyes. They will be enamored by every hairstyle you wear and every new dress you pick. They will make you feel like a superstar.
Them Cancer Men, you can’t not fight back for them. They will fight for you till their arms get weary. Chase you, till their legs buckle. They will fight with you till you see how much they care. However far or close by, they will etch out a special place in your life.
Them Cancer Men, you can’t not fall in love with them. They’re keepers for life.